England VS Paraguay
Haiz, this is the 2nd match of the tournament that i watched, and its another crap game. This world cup is really demoralising me.
England's line-up is quite good at the start, except that the fucked up handphone guy decided to play the gary "ratface" neville instead of carragher. What the fuck is he doing? Nobody knows, but later part of the match he made even more stupid changes.
England started the match well, with a goal in 2 min, thanks to a Beckham free kick that was headed in by the Paraguay captain.
This is how it goes, joke hole going down the left and beckham down the right. Gerrard playing as defensive midfielder(yeah wat the fuck) and lampard on a more attacking role, crouch and owen upfront.
All right, first half was, well i don't know what happen, because the first and second half was about the same, downright boring.
Ok so let's fast forward to 2nd half. That fucker hp knows he is not gonna get any more goals, lampard just disappeared into thin air, occasionally popping out to shoot some long range, which work the keeper out abit. Joke hole was doing well on the left all the while, troubling the defence. David beckham, except for the contribution to the goal, was a useless piece of crap. With Paraguay being more adventurous and going to attack, Gerrard was busying blocking shots and defending.
First change, Downing on for Owen. Now that's what i call a fucked up manager. If he wants downing on, why not switch him for beckham, who has been doing nothing all the while, and trying out 40 50 yard crossfield passes which always fail. What a stupid disgrace, wanna do that, learn some tip from either gerrard or lampard. Now joke hole moves into the AMC role, and from then on he sort of disappeared, didn't have the same impact as he has on the left side.
Thank you Mr Ericsson, except for maybe some sales of your phone, you caused people all around the world to lose money. Crouch was ineffective alone, since the joker and the fat frank disappeared. Downing was inexperienced, and beckham was still trying very hard to hone his 40 yard crossfield pass.
GOD SOMEONE MAKE THAT BASTARD COME TO HIS SENSES.
Then our dear hp finally woke up, i bet the alarm rang, and brought on hargreaves for the joker, AND THAT WAS IN THE 80TH MIN.
Now gerrard can move up, but with the last 10 min, there's nothing much he can do, since the left was relatively easy due to the inexperienced Downing and the right was a "Beckham who can't do a crossfield pass".
In conclusion, a very lousy performance by their own standards. Defensively didn't do too bad compared to other department, midfield didn't have the spark at all, except from the occasional dancing around by the joker. Crouch and owen partnership looked good, but nothing solid came out today. Once Owen was out he was largely ineffective, must well play 4-6-0.
The referee too, was of poor standard. He thinks that because of his hairstyle, he can start yellow carding people, anyhow giving away fouls most of the time, and saying that the players foul throwed 5 6 times in a match? You think you're the only one with the Shang Hai Tan hairstyle? From the looks of it though, he reminds me of the gay referee video i watched somewhere on the net.
Of course, credit must go out to the England manager Mr Hp, for the freaking boring match.
England's line-up is quite good at the start, except that the fucked up handphone guy decided to play the gary "ratface" neville instead of carragher. What the fuck is he doing? Nobody knows, but later part of the match he made even more stupid changes.
England started the match well, with a goal in 2 min, thanks to a Beckham free kick that was headed in by the Paraguay captain.
This is how it goes, joke hole going down the left and beckham down the right. Gerrard playing as defensive midfielder(yeah wat the fuck) and lampard on a more attacking role, crouch and owen upfront.
All right, first half was, well i don't know what happen, because the first and second half was about the same, downright boring.
Ok so let's fast forward to 2nd half. That fucker hp knows he is not gonna get any more goals, lampard just disappeared into thin air, occasionally popping out to shoot some long range, which work the keeper out abit. Joke hole was doing well on the left all the while, troubling the defence. David beckham, except for the contribution to the goal, was a useless piece of crap. With Paraguay being more adventurous and going to attack, Gerrard was busying blocking shots and defending.
First change, Downing on for Owen. Now that's what i call a fucked up manager. If he wants downing on, why not switch him for beckham, who has been doing nothing all the while, and trying out 40 50 yard crossfield passes which always fail. What a stupid disgrace, wanna do that, learn some tip from either gerrard or lampard. Now joke hole moves into the AMC role, and from then on he sort of disappeared, didn't have the same impact as he has on the left side.
Thank you Mr Ericsson, except for maybe some sales of your phone, you caused people all around the world to lose money. Crouch was ineffective alone, since the joker and the fat frank disappeared. Downing was inexperienced, and beckham was still trying very hard to hone his 40 yard crossfield pass.
GOD SOMEONE MAKE THAT BASTARD COME TO HIS SENSES.
Then our dear hp finally woke up, i bet the alarm rang, and brought on hargreaves for the joker, AND THAT WAS IN THE 80TH MIN.
Now gerrard can move up, but with the last 10 min, there's nothing much he can do, since the left was relatively easy due to the inexperienced Downing and the right was a "Beckham who can't do a crossfield pass".
In conclusion, a very lousy performance by their own standards. Defensively didn't do too bad compared to other department, midfield didn't have the spark at all, except from the occasional dancing around by the joker. Crouch and owen partnership looked good, but nothing solid came out today. Once Owen was out he was largely ineffective, must well play 4-6-0.
The referee too, was of poor standard. He thinks that because of his hairstyle, he can start yellow carding people, anyhow giving away fouls most of the time, and saying that the players foul throwed 5 6 times in a match? You think you're the only one with the Shang Hai Tan hairstyle? From the looks of it though, he reminds me of the gay referee video i watched somewhere on the net.
Of course, credit must go out to the England manager Mr Hp, for the freaking boring match.
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